10 stupid things to do at a zebra crossing
10 Walk across and back very slowly.
9 Stop white taxis and make faces at the drivers.
8 Loudly count the number of cars that go by and scream every time a red car passes.
7 Play hopscotch, stop cars and ask the drivers if they want to join you.
6 Pretend to be a traffic policeman and make everyone waiting to cross the street march across while you say, "Hup, one, two, three".
5 Stand with a sign saying, "Only zebras are allowed to cross."
4 Cross the road surreptitiously on tip-toe, looking from side-to-side, then scream, pointing randomly, "There, there's the zebra!"
3 Run across the road, run back and ask others if they saw the zebra that was at the crossing.
2 Wear a traffic policeman's white gloves and cap, and dance like Michael Jackson.
1 Call the traffic policeman and ask in a whisper, "Where is it? Where is the zebra?"
